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Eye Care Humor

A little office humor to lighten your day!



The last doctor told me I have "Cadillacs" (cataracts) in my eyes!



When examining a patient's eye, I asked the patient to look to their left. The patient replied "with which eye?" I then asked the patient to look up and left with their left eye and down and right with their right eye. Fortunately the patient was unable to perform this task and I did not have to refer the patient to a specialist for abnormal eye movements!

"Hey doc, since I only have one eye can I get half off my eye examination price?" I told the patient no, but it was a nice thought!

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