Eye Care Humor :)
The last doctor told me I have Cadillacs (cataracts) in my eyes!
When examining a patient's eye, I asked the patient to look to their left. The patient replied, "With which eye?". I then asked the patient to look up and left with their left eye and down and right with their right eye. Fortunately the patient was unable to perform this task and I did not have to refer the patient to a specialist for abnormal eye movements!
I once had a patient ask me, "Hey doc, since I only have one eye can I get half off my eye examination price?" I told the patient no, but it was a nice thought!
